1000 Years of Annoying the French, Stephen Clarke

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: The Merde Factor
ISBN: 0099580543 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780099580546
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Описание: Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream, and doing his best not to annoy the French. But recently things have been going tres wrong: He`s stuck in an apartment so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them in the kitchen.

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: The Merde Factor
ISBN: 1780890338 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781780890333
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Цена: 1929 р.
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Описание: An Englishman, a French woman -- and a whole lot of merde... The hilarious new novel from the bestselling author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French. Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream, and doing his best not to annoy the French. But things have been going very wrong: His apartment is so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them in the kitchen. His research into authentic French cuisine is about to cause a national strike. And Paul's gorgeous ex-girlfriend seems to be stalking him. Threatened with eviction, unemployment and bankruptcy, Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan. Show More Show Less

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: 1000 Years of Annoying the French
ISBN: 0552775754 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552775755
Издательство: Transworld Publishers
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Цена: 809 р.
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Описание: Was the Battle of Hastings a French victory? Non! William the Conqueror was Norman and hated the French. Were the Brits really responsible for the death of Joan of Arc? Non! The French sentenced her to death for wearing trousers. Was the guillotine a French invention? Non! It was invented in Yorkshire.

Автор: Clarke, Stephen
Название: Merde actually
ISBN: 0552773085 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552773089
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Цена: 1929 р.
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Описание: A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:_________________What is the best way to scare a gendarme?

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: Paris Revealed
ISBN: 055277703X ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552777032
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
Цена: 1335 р.
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Описание: PARIS - one of the most visited cities in the world.BUT do you know ...Why Parisian men feel compelled to pee in the street?How to choose a hotel room where you might actually get a good night`s sleep?Stephen Clarke goes behind the scenes to reveal everything Parisians know about their city - but don`t want to tell you.

Автор: Clarke, Stephen
Название: Talk to the snail
ISBN: 0552773689 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552773683
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Описание: Acts as a guide on how to get what you really want from the French. This title provides advice on useful phrases.

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: Dial M For Merde
ISBN: 0552773506 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552773508
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Цена: 1335 р.
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Описание: Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can`t refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking - but it soon becomes obvious that she`s interested in something a lot more fishy than caviar.

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: Paris Revealed HB
ISBN: 0593067118 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780593067116
Издательство: Transworld Publishers
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Описание: PARIS - one of the most visited cities in the world.BUT do you know ...Why Parisian men feel compelled to pee in the street?How to choose a hotel room where you might actually get a good night`s sleep?Stephen Clarke goes behind the scenes to reveal everything Parisians know about their city - but don`t want to tell you.

Автор: Clarke Stephen
Название: Brief History of the Future
ISBN: 0552777587 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552777582
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Описание: What if teleportation was really possible? Englishman Richie Fisher is about to find out. Richie and his wife Clara have won a weekend in New York in a newspaper competition. While Clara is off blowing their spending money, Richie wanders aimlessly, chewing on a veggie-burger, ending up in a gift-shop.

Автор: Stephen Clarke
Название: A Brief History of the Future
ISBN: 0552777579 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552777575
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Цена: 1187 р.
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Описание: What if teleportation was really possible? Englishman Richie Fisher is about to find out… Richie and his wife Clara have won a weekend in New York in a newspaper competition. While Clara is off blowing their spending money, Richie wanders aimlessly, chewing on a veggie-burger, ending up in a gift-shop where he finds himself standing in front of an instant transporter machine. It looks nothing like the open-plan teleporter on Captain Kirk’s Starship Enterprise; in fact, it seems more like a glorified microwave oven.Richie places his burger inside, hits the return key on the linked-up computer - and the burger disappears. But if he can teleport a half-eaten veggie-burger, what else could you do with the machine? For criminals, the possibilities are endless. Who could catch you if you beamed drugs into nostrils a hundred miles away? And how much would illegal immigrants pay to be teleported into the rich host country of their choice? Richie buys a teleporter and takes it back to England, where the chaos begins...

Автор: Clarke, Stephen
Название: Dial m for merde
ISBN: 0552773492 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552773492
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Цена: 1187 р.
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Описание: In the South of France, Paul West has a license to thrill. He has just received an offer he can`t refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday. But it soon becomes obvious that M, as Gloria likes to be known, is not really interested in holidaying with Paul. She has bigger fish to fry.

Автор: Clarke, Stephen
Название: Year in the merde
ISBN: 0552772968 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780552772969
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Описание: What are the French really like?Paul West, a young Englishman arriving in Paris to start a new job, is about to find out.