Jeff Foxworthy`s Complete Redneck Dictionary: All the Words You Thought You Knew the Meaning of, Foxworthy Jeff

Автор: Foxworthy, Jeff
Название: Jeff Foxworthy`s Redneck Dictionary II
ISBN: 0345494245 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780345494245
Издательство: Random House (USA)
Цена: 643.00 р.
Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.

Описание: Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections:

infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy."

assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room "

honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student."

So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

From the Hardcover edition.

Автор: Foxworthy
Название: Jeff Foxworthy`s Redneck Dictionary
ISBN: 0345493273 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780345493279
Издательство: Random House (USA)
Цена: 735.00 р.
Наличие на складе: Нет в наличии.

Описание: Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.
So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French

Автор: Foxworthy Jeff
Название: Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly
ISBN: 0345498496 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780345498496
Издательство: Random House (USA)
Цена: 735.00 р.
Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.

Описание: Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here's the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you'll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here's your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like

an- ar- chist (an-ar-kist ), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one's lips to another's as an expression of affection or sensual desire. "Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . ."

i- Pod ( -p d), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. "IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law."

uri- nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. "If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home."

No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family's reading room, because three is definitely the charm.

From the Hardcover edition.