Описание: Global Mega Corporation Seeks Energetic Upstart For Exciting Entry Level Position in Gamedev
Are you happy living your current life? Have you ever wondered how YOU can change the world for the better? Do you have loved ones that will miss you?
Join the team at Hangar 77 today Turn your passion of mindless video game playing into an exciting career filled with adventure, comradery, and all the free soda you can drink.
At Hangar 77 your hard work and attention to detail will give you a sense of Pride and Accomplishment, plus a generous paycheck making a minimum wage salary to pay for your overpriced San Francisco Bay apartment or wherever you call home. (As long as your home isn't a cardboard box behind the burrito place, we have standards you know.)
If you work hard enough, if you put in 80-120 hours a week, maybe, just maybe, you will find yourself climbing the corporate ladder and becoming someone important. A person people might respect, a person with an almost serviceable health care plan and 401k retirement fund.
That is, if you survive. We hope you'll survive. If you don't, that's okay too, there are plenty more where you came from. delete previous sentence before submitting online -babb]
Just don't get all weird and philosophical about what it all means.
Apply now for an exciting once in a lifetime opportunity of gaming, fun, and action.
Press Start and Level Up with a new career today at Hangar 77
