Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes, Mellick III Carlton

Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: Ultra Fuckers
ISBN: 1621050386 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050384
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Описание: Welcome to Suburban Hell...

Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwest-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any sense.

After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out.

Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous cult hit, The Menstruating Mall.

Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
ISBN: 1621052761 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052760
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Описание: A Bio-Mech action horror story set on a surreal battlefield in the no man`s land between Heaven and Hell.

Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Exercise Bike
ISBN: 1621052222 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052227
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Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton
Название: Sunset with a beard
ISBN: 1933929987 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781933929989
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: The Big Meat
ISBN: 1621052486 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052487
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Описание:

From the godfather of bizarro fiction, Carlton Mellick III, award-winning author of Quicksand House and Cuddly Holocaust, comes a "kaiju" tribute novel that explores the surreal aftermath of a giant monster attack.

The creature was finally dead. After months of fighting it, trying desperately to stop it as it rampaged across the American countryside, turning city after city into a landscape of rubble, we finally managed to beat the damned thing. We actually saved the human species. We survived.

But the corpse still lingers.

In the center of the city once known as Portland, Oregon, there lies a mountain of flesh. Hundreds of thousands of tons of rotting flesh. It has filled the city with disease and dead-lizard stench, contaminated the water supply with its greasy putrid fluids, clogged the air with toxic gasses so thick that you can't leave your house without the aid of a gas mask. And no one really knows quite what to do about it. A thousand-man demolition crew has been trying to clear it out one piece at a time, but after three months of work they've barely made a dent. And then there's the junkies who have started burrowing into the monster's guts, searching for a drug produced by its fire glands, setting back the excavation even longer.

It seems like the corpse will never go away. And with the quarantine still in place, we're not even allowed to leave. We're stuck in this disgusting rotten hell forever.

The Big Meat is a gut-wrenching, nerve-squirming survival story of loss, addiction, and claustrophobia.

Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Satan Burger (15th Anniversary Edition)
ISBN: 1621052184 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052180
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Parasite Milk
ISBN: 1621052494 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052494
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Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: Razor Wire Pubic Hair
ISBN: 1621050351 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050353
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Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton
Название: Haunted vagina
ISBN: 1621052133 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052135
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Описание: It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

"A very strange and surprisingly touching love story, despite the deliberately asinine premise. With subtle humor, surreal erotica, and some genuinely creepy moments, The Haunted Vagina is a completely unique reading experience."

Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Neverday
ISBN: 1621052648 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052647
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Mouse Trap
ISBN: 1621052796 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052791
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Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: The Steel Breakfast Era: A Postmodern Zombie Novel
ISBN: 1621050378 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050377
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