How To Promenade With A Python, Poliquin, Rachel

Celeste is a cockroach, and everyone knows that cockroaches are survivors, so who better to give advice on surviving an encounter with a polite predator? Everyone also knows that taking a moonlit promenade with a deadly reticulated python (named Frank) is a very bad idea. But Celeste loves very bad ideas, and she is willing to put your life on the line to prove herself right Need to stop a python from swallowing you head-first? Wear a lamp shade as a hat Want to speed up a three-hundred-pound snake? Try roller skates Whats the perfect light snack for a python? A chicken Using her superior pythonine knowledge, Celeste comes up with various strategies and solutions -- many dangerous, most absurd, but all based on the biology of pythons. Meanwhile, Frank is hatching his own plans.