Advice, 25 cents, Goodman Ronald I.

David Solomons career as an advice-giver began in the 5th grade when he advised a classmate, who complained of not getting enough allowance, to leave a ransom note on the front door, demanding what he wants, then hide in the woods until dark. Leave a bag of money here tonight, the note said, and your son will be returned to you safely. The boys parents recognized their sons poorly disguised handwriting, of course, and were waiting for the kidnapper when he crept to the door. To say that Davids own parents were unhappy with their sons role in this scheme would be a merciful understatement. One would have thought he had learned his lesson, but it was only the beginning.