Автор: Golfwell Team Название: Golf ISBN: 1731299680 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781731299680 Издательство: Неизвестно Цена: 1543.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: The USGA and R & A adopted the most major changes to the Rules of Golf in more than 30 years and all go into effect January 1, 2019. This Booklet, "Golf
One of the funniest joke books on the market today
An overnight bestselling book in the sports - humor category, "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" features gut-busting jokes, like
"John Daly walks into a clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST
So John asks the bartender what the test is.
The bartender says, 'Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.'
John says, 'Well, I've done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.'
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, 'Wherez zat teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
'Now' he says, 'Where's that woman with the sore tooth?'"
Each joke is preceded by a golf quote, "These greens are so fast, I hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." -Sam Snead on the Greens at Augusta
Or, warm-hearted quotes like, "There's a perfect shot out there tryin' to find each and every one of us.... All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us.... Can't see that flag as some dragon you got to slay.... You got to look with soft eyes.... See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin' of the Earthy, all come together...where everything that is, becomes one.... You got to seek that place with your soul." -Legend of Bagger Vance
Get this book and keep it in your bag Happy Golfing
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Автор: Team Golfwell, Golfwell Team Golfwell, Golfwell Название: Rules of golf ISBN: 1090649339 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781090649331 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 1723.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Автор: Golfwell The Team at Название: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book ISBN: 1530123542 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781530123544 Издательство: Неизвестно Цена: 1723.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: Searching for a fun gift for a golfer? Hilarious golf jokes, golf anecdotes, golf stories, long jokes, short jokes, quotes from celebrity golfers, and much more!
Non-stop laughter!
Over 200 pages
A great gift and a great stocking stuffer!
He'll love it for the laughs
Share these jokes with his golf buddies
Pick it up anytime for a laugh
Sometimes a good laugh cures it all. Makes an ideal gift for any adult golfer.
He'll love you for the laughs it brings! Order it now!
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Автор: Golfwell Team Название: For the Golfer Who Has Everything: A Funny Golf Book ISBN: 0473557452 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780473557454 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 1792.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: "I liked this book. It is funny and enjoyed it " - Peter Jablonski
"Enjoyable, entertaining and interesting. Five big stars "- Jason Frierson
The perfect gift for any golfer Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies.
This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father's Day gift or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face.
This is a gift a golfer will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill
He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime Buy this unique book and get him something new to share He'll love you for it
Описание: This Guide is 4" x 6" edition to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent major changes that most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer. This pocket-sized edition fits easily into your bag. Also available in 6" x 9" edition - ISBN 9780473478735. Current for 2020-2021.
The American Pediatric Association recommends children need a balance between screen time and other healthy activities. This quick reference book for parents and grandparents has over 350+ screen-free activities to give you fast substitutes to get them off digital games, tablets, laptops, TV, etc. and improve and expand their life. It also features some activities for children with handicaps, autism, Asperger, as well as teens.
Parents, Grandparents, and most importantly kids will enjoy this book to get active, refresh, socialize, have lots of fun, and enjoy a healthier balanced life
The activities are grouped under Chapter headings. The Chapters are alphabetically arranged in an extensive "DIRECTORY" some of which are,
How to Get Free Plane Rides for Kids
Ways of Preserving Memories
Toddler Activities
A large variety of indoor and outdoor activities
Activities for Handicapped, Autistic and Special Needs Children
Minute to Win It Games
LOL Dancing Games
Creative Pizza Fun
Brainstorming Games
Brainbuster Riddles for the Whole Family to Solve
Pie in the Face Games
Teaching Something Memorable
Evening Activities
Climate Change Awareness Games
Games to Ease Off Tantrums
Kid's Theatre and Playwriting
Wizardly Magic Tricks that Kids Can Do Themselves
Outdoor Adventures and the Wonders of Nature
General Science Fun
And much more
The purpose of this reference book is to quickly suggest ideas for activities when you want to keep kids active and get them quickly interested, prevent boredom, and get their minds off annoying issues, irritability, and/or sedentary screen activities.
Although most activities are completely described, for conciseness we refer to sites online for very detailed or additional information on some of the activities since this book would be too voluminous if we were to detail and give additional information on all of them.
We started the book months ago since grandkids would visit us and sit around and vegetated on the couch with a laptop. We wrote it to give kids things to do indoors (and outdoors too) and not sit in front of a screen.
We hope you and your children and grandchildren enjoy the large variety of ideas and activities in this new book and create many happy life-long memories Get it now
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The most major changes in 30 years to the Rules of Golf went into effect last year This Guide is 4" x 6" edition to the Rules of Golf gives you a clear and quick overview of the Rules of Golf and the recent changes which most commonly come into play when you need a fast answer. This pocket-sized edition fits easily into your bag. Also available in 6" x 9" edition - ISBN 9780473478735.
This book covers stroke and match play and is divided into 7 sections: Before Starting Play, Tee Area, General Area (Fairway & Rough, etc.), Relief in the General Area, Penalty Areas, Bunkers, and Greens. Some rules are repeated in several of the 7 sections for easy reference.
It begins with a "QUICK RULES SUMMARY" which will answer most rule questions in seconds with more information shown in the page reference.
You don't have to remember all the rules if you keep this guide handy or on your phone for fast answers to rule questions. Happy golfing
Current for 2020.
Available in 4" x 6" Spanish edition ISBN 9780473494919 paperback
Available in 4" x 6" German edition ISBN 9780473501877 paperback and ISBN 9780473501884 eBook
Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Big and Little) provides children aged 9 -12 (and up) many hours of fun and laughter. Great for precocious younger kids too.
"Laughter helps your child deal with potential anxiety, the stress of bad weather storms or other stressful situations...Laughter improves social connection and creates bonding. When we laugh, we send a message, 'I like you, and I am willing to play with you.'" - Dr. Amit Sood, Chairman of the Mind-Body Medicine Initiative, Mayo Clinic, Rochester.
This book features:
One-liners
LEGO Jokes
Q & A jokes
Short set up jokes
Medium set up jokes
Pun jokes (Paronomasia - double meanings of words for humorous effects)
Tongue Twisters including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's "The World's Toughest Tongue Twister" and other tough tongue twisters
Corny jokes
Easy riddles
Hard riddles (for the whole family to solve)
Knock knock jokes
Brain teasers, and much more.
The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading. Throughout the book, a few of the jokes have slightly advanced words to improve your child's vocabulary as in the joke below (e.g. recruit, evaluated, situation),
"The police recruit was being evaluated and asked in a police exam, "Let me ask you about obeying the law. If you had to arrest your own mother, how would you handle the situation? What exactly would you do?"
He replied, "I would call for backup."
It has been scientifically proven laughter is conducive to learning. Look inside and check out the contents.
It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child - big or little
Автор: Golfwell Team Название: Golf`s New Rules: A Handy Fast Reference Effective 2019 ISBN: 0473478749 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780473478742 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 1235.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: The USGA and R & A adopted the most major changes to the Rules of Golf in more than 30 years and all went into effect January 1, 2019. This Booklet, "Golf`s New Rules" gives you a clear and quick description of only these new golf rules along with a two-page Summary which will answer most new rule questions in seconds.
Автор: Golfwell Team Название: Golf: It`s Like Life Itself.: Amusing Golf Quotes & Stories ISBN: 0473478757 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780473478759 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 1648.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: Golf quotations from Tiger Woods and many others. Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious quotations and stories from PGA Tour players, bestselling writers, and people from all walks of life are in this book. A creative collection of wonderful and entertaining quotes about life and golf! A wonderful reference for golf speeches and golf gatherings.
Описание: A great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Stories about Tiger, and many other great golfers on the PGA Tour. It is a wonderful collection of warmhearted stories, thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. This book puts everyone in a great mood. Adults Only.
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