I must finally have gone over the edge to totally batshit crazy. There could be no other explanation. No other explanation for why the cannibal warlock Hamatsa's procurer of bodies, the svelte seductress Kinqalatlala, stood before me with her razor-sharp hand stabbed through my chest while her tongue pushed into my mouth. No other explanation for why I stood frozen in shock while blood streamed down my legs. My blood. No other explanation for why my girlfriend Jean lay unmoving and unconscious on the pavement. No other explanation for why a tall naked muscular Amazonian goddess with glowing crystalline blue skin and only one eye and one breast let out a screech that threatened to burst my head.
Well, wait. There could be one other explanation. I could be dead. I couldn't discount the possibility that I might be a new resident in the spirit world. Crazy or dead. This day was not going well.
Автор: Ostrogorsky Michael Название: Blue Tara Trilogy: Princess Tara Chronicles ISBN: 1087863279 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781087863276 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 6550.00 р. Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Описание: What do you do when you discover your parrot is a witch? A witch with a coffee addiction. She needs your help to save your world from a cannibal warlock and his zombie army of the dead. A witch named Princess Tara. And she`s not alone. She leads a coven of witches comprised of a pandemonium of parrots and one black cat.
I used to be a normal person, until I met a parrot. Not any parrot. Normal people don't argue with parrots about coffee drinks. Even normal parrot people don't argue with their parrots about coffee drinks. But Princess Tara isn't a normal parrot. I stopped being a normal person the fateful day I walked into Charlie's Bird Store below Seattle's Pike Place Market and walked out with a gigantic beautiful blue hyacinth macaw parrot with a four foot wingspan.
Sure, she looks normal. Normal as any gigantic gorgeous brilliantly cobalt blue-feathered hyacinth macaw parrot might look. Completely blue from the tip of her lengthy tail to the crown of her enormous head. Completely blue except for that huge black beak and those inscrutable coal black eyes set on either side of her face. Coal black orbs set in rings of stunning bare yellow skin.
Although parrot people are thought to be crazy, I didn't stop being a normal person because I got a parrot. I stopped being a normal person because I got a parrot who just happens to be a princess. And a witch. A witch with a coffee addiction. A witch named Princess Tara.
Описание: Couple of Seattle history professors fall in with a coven of witches comprised of a pandemonium of parrots and one black cat. The coven`s leader, a blue-feathered hyacinth macaw parrot named Princess Tara, enlists their help to search for the magic of the tlogwe to stop a goddess of death. But how do you stop a witch who controls death and time?
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