Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 4: Riker vs Gaston, Armageddon and Killing Buzz & Woody, Tierney Scott

Pointless Conversations: Riker vs Gaston

Its time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Whos your choice: Star Treks Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disneys Beauty and the Beasts Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:

• Herculean muscle-pumps
• David and the Goliath...the truth is told
• Witty one liners from biblical characters.
• How does a genie have sex?

Pointless Conversations: Armageddon

Time for Armageddon ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:

• Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
• If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, whats the male equivalent?
• Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday?
• Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?

Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody

Heres a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although Im about to do that right now...

• If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Storys Woody, die?
• Forget Captain American, heres Captain Jesus
• Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris?
• Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar

This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.