Описание: Never before available in print, contained within are three fantastically pointless conversations from the hand of Scott Tierney. Subjects covered include time travelling, cornflakes and much, much more.
Forced into spending the day with one another while their wife and respective mother undergoes a procedure, a father and son become reacquainted after a period of disjunction. As the day progress and the proverbial scabs are picked, each man comes to understand a little more about the other. And, in the process, a great deal more about themselves...
It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice: Star Trek's Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney'sBeauty and the Beast's Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:
Herculean muscle-pumps
David and the Goliath...the truth is told
Witty one liners from biblical characters.
How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Conversations: Armageddon
Time for Armageddon ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:
Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday?
Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody
Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now...
If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
Forget Captain American, here's Captain Jesus
Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris?
Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.
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