Forced into spending the day with one another while their wife and respective mother undergoes a procedure, a father and son become reacquainted after a period of disjunction. As the day progress and the proverbial scabs are picked, each man comes to understand a little more about the other. And, in the process, a great deal more about themselves...
In yet another absolutely pointless conversation, it's offbeat film references aplenty, with Robin Hood, The Expendables, and some surreal cake talk (that's not just any cake talk... SURREAL CAKE TALK Yeah ). In store for you this time are:
Loud explosions and incoherent old men... a better title for The Expendables?
Was the King of England a lion?
Maid Marion a child killer? ...Yes
What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like?
Pointless Conversations: The Fifth Element
In this fifth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the film and cartoon related topics for (not very) serious discussion are Batman button mashing, the Queen atop a robotic polar bear, and of course the insanity which is The Fifth Element.
Batman button mashing... does every switch in the Batmobile do the same thing?
Captain Planet gets taken down a peg
The Queen on the back of a robotic polar bear?
Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face?
Pointless Conversations: The Big One
It's the question that has dogged scholars for a millennia.... what actually happens when you take a poo on the Star TrekEnterprise's holodeck? In the sixth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it the one that got everyone talking - the Star Trek special
Why is there a 'P' in pterodactyl?
Who cleans the holodeck once you're finished?
If you eat holo-food, would you do a holo-poo?
Would you drink Odo?
With a significant amount of offensive content, this collection is not suitable for... anyone.
It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice: Star Trek's Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney'sBeauty and the Beast's Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:
Herculean muscle-pumps
David and the Goliath...the truth is told
Witty one liners from biblical characters.
How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Conversations: Armageddon
Time for Armageddon ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:
Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday?
Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody
Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now...
If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
Forget Captain American, here's Captain Jesus
Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris?
Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.
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